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April 17, 2025

Like A Happy Meal | Friday April 18, 2025

Today we learn about moon phases with Jerry, ping shows in Taiwan with Raj, and what the boys scored on their SATs. Want more stupid? How about the Kardashian's exes basketball team and accidental racial slurs? OH and birthdays! LINKS:...

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April 16, 2025

We are NOT Perfect | Thursday April 17, 2025

What Dan did do to get out of a test? You can find out in today's show, along with when NOT to call AAA, who hears better, and why you should carry a run gun. PLUS: A super smart kid and dumb sh*t left behind in Ubers! LINKS:...

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April 16, 2025

You Can Make Coffee At Home??? | Wednesday April 16, 2025

We're joined today by Ashli Agraz from Paws In The City, a no kill animal shelter in DFW, to talk about the 3rd Annual Vermafest, celebrating the life of Mark Verma, a man who loved homeless animals and hard rock.  We also talk about GenZ's hatred of...

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April 15, 2025

Kidd With Two Ds | Tuesday April 15, 2025

We're joined today by our old friend Billy The Kidd from Mix 102.9.  We start off the day watching a guy folding fitted sheets for a crowd, and it's impressive.  Then we discuss the stupidity of radio names, talking back, ain't no party like a diddy...

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April 14, 2025

It's Always The Husband's Fault | Monday April 14, 2025

We start off the week with a bang.  First, Dan plays a game of "Tell us you're getting old without telling us you're old".  Then, we learn about a teacher who slept with a student and blamed her husband.  Next, we talk about SWA and the new baggage...

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April 10, 2025

How Do Tribbles Trib? | Friday April 11, 2025

The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONUS STUPID: Assault with a deadly soup and the one and only Showtyme Home Furnishings! LINKS:...

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April 9, 2025

We've Gone Black | Thursday April 10, 2025

Rebekah Black joins us in the Treehouse today! She and the boys talk movies (like Goonies 2 and Gremlins 3) and science gone to the dogs. BONUS: The Treehouse Top 5 things NOT to do at a Job Interview! LINKS:...

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April 9, 2025

Speedy Gonzales | Wednesday April 09, 2025

We start off today learning about a real life Speedy Gonzales, who is quite the criminal.  Then we talk about jobs, job interviews, Dak Prescott, and tales from a real life HR lady.  Then, we learn about a man who has emotional support tigers, and...

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April 8, 2025

Squirrelly McNutface | Tuesday April 08, 2025

We're joined today by the wonderful Tara Ward @tara995wolf from 99.5 The Wolf.  We start off talking about the old days when everyone had a chopper, then a youtube dipshit that goes to a forbidden island and litters, a naked man walks into a Family...

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April 7, 2025

Tone Bell | Monday April 07, 2025

We start off today talking about the amount of time guys spend in the bathroom and what they're hiding from and banning unhealthy foods.  Then, we bring on our old friend Tone Bell to talk about the upcoming 2nd season of Survival of The Thickest, who...

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April 3, 2025

Weiner in the Bush | Friday April 4, 2025

There's a lot going on in Texas this week: Cock fighting in Hunt County, senate bills in Austin, and and a dude with Meth nestled between his butt cheeks at the border. But in Australia... there was a weiner in the bush. LINKS:...

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April 3, 2025

Goodbye Val | Thursday April 3, 2025

Today we remember the greatness that was Val Kilmer. From Top Secret to Top Gun, we celebrate the real genius that gave us Iceman, Batman, Jim Morrison, and both Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. You're all our Huckleberry. LINKS:...

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April 2, 2025

Truck Nuts | Wednesday April 02, 2025

We open the show pondering a significant question:  Why is Idaho trying to ban truck nuts?  Is it that big of a problem?  Next, we'll read a very well written obituary, learn why a woman was running naked in DFW airport, a preacher who held his...

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April 1, 2025

Telephobia | Tuesday April 01, 2025

In this episode we'll discuss Gen Z and their telephobia, bad fashiion, but love of granpa sneakers.  Why fake eyelashes need to go (and their origin story), and we'll learn how a plumber gets revenge.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS:...

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March 31, 2025

Raiders Of The Lost Clown | Monday March 31, 2025

Today's show is really about two things: a clown in Florida and a CIA program that used psychics to find The Ark.  What more could you ask for?  LINKS:...

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March 27, 2025

Flamin' Hot Mug Shots | Friday March 28, 2025

How about we end this week with some hot and stupid: Lily Stewart! Those eyes are crazy though. (Even Trey was a little scared) and the Treehouse Top 5 greatest mug shots of all time! Plus a Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon and apparently...

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March 26, 2025

KniFes Out | Thursday March 27, 2025

Being constipated on an airplane couldn't get any worse... Oh wait, it can! Plus: RoboDan, the new Old Yeller, kids attempt to murder their mother with knifes and a brick, and Patrick Schwarzenegger's weiner! LINKS:...

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March 26, 2025

Antique Pope Show | Wednesday March 26, 2025

We start off today with a story about a guy who took a pettiness with an HOA to a whole new level, then we learn what's really important in a relationship, what robots are doing now, why you should wear socks to bed, and what the Pope is selling now. ...

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March 25, 2025

Cockroach Teets | Tuesday March 25, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest thing to be milked and I promise you'll throw up a little at the thought of drinking this creatures milk.  Next we learn about a visionary Russian's plan to combat population decline, why Stank is OK, Dan...

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March 24, 2025

For The Love of God Chipotle, Spellcheck! | Monday March 24, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest way banks and laziness will ruin your life.  Financing your meal delivery.  Next, Dan tortures all of us with Chicken and Bananas, we learn Florida man has issued a challenge to President Trump, Chipotle...

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March 20, 2025

Indian Givers | Friday March 21, 2025

Today we ask the age old question: What creature would you like to see go extinct? PLUS: Wrong Answers Only, moving blues, more sex equals more happiness, Kalynne Dunlay with Paws in the City stops by, and Raj's new organization gets a name. LINKS:...

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March 19, 2025

Pulling a Jablonski | Thursday March 20, 2025

We have Karaoke gunplay on the show today (Sounds like a great name for a punk band) and a bid to rename a steak. Also, Dan dreams of cigarettes... LINKS:...

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March 19, 2025

Basement Pants | Wednesday March 19, 2025

We start off today's show talking about hazing because of a story out of UCF where a fraternity used a car to haze pledges.  This leads Raj and Trey to talk about their experiences.  Next, we learn about smushing texts, talk about malls and basements,...

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March 18, 2025

A Peek Inside Dan's Twisted Mind | Tuesday March 18, 2025

There is a theme in today's show.  We start off with Dan telling us about a guy who got locked in a closet/storage unit.  Then, Dan tells us about a guy who marries himself, then he tells us that airlines are thinking about charging by the pound,...

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