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March 27, 2025

Flamin' Hot Mug Shots | Friday March 28, 2025

How about we end this week with some hot and stupid: Lily Stewart! Those eyes are crazy though. (Even Trey was a little scared) and the Treehouse Top 5 greatest mug shots of all time! Plus a Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon and apparently...

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March 26, 2025

KniFes Out | Thursday March 27, 2025

Being constipated on an airplane couldn't get any worse... Oh wait, it can! Plus: RoboDan, the new Old Yeller, kids attempt to murder their mother with knifes and a brick, and Patrick Schwarzenegger's weiner! LINKS:...

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March 26, 2025

Antique Pope Show | Wednesday March 26, 2025

We start off today with a story about a guy who took a pettiness with an HOA to a whole new level, then we learn what's really important in a relationship, what robots are doing now, why you should wear socks to bed, and what the Pope is selling now. ...

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March 25, 2025

Cockroach Teets | Tuesday March 25, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest thing to be milked and I promise you'll throw up a little at the thought of drinking this creatures milk.  Next we learn about a visionary Russian's plan to combat population decline, why Stank is OK, Dan...

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March 24, 2025

For The Love of God Chipotle, Spellcheck! | Monday March 24, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest way banks and laziness will ruin your life.  Financing your meal delivery.  Next, Dan tortures all of us with Chicken and Bananas, we learn Florida man has issued a challenge to President Trump, Chipotle...

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March 20, 2025

Indian Givers | Friday March 21, 2025

Today we ask the age old question: What creature would you like to see go extinct? PLUS: Wrong Answers Only, moving blues, more sex equals more happiness, Kalynne Dunlay with Paws in the City stops by, and Raj's new organization gets a name. LINKS:...

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March 19, 2025

Pulling a Jablonski | Thursday March 20, 2025

We have Karaoke gunplay on the show today (Sounds like a great name for a punk band) and a bid to rename a steak. Also, Dan dreams of cigarettes... LINKS:...

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March 19, 2025

Basement Pants | Wednesday March 19, 2025

We start off today's show talking about hazing because of a story out of UCF where a fraternity used a car to haze pledges.  This leads Raj and Trey to talk about their experiences.  Next, we learn about smushing texts, talk about malls and basements,...

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March 18, 2025

A Peek Inside Dan's Twisted Mind | Tuesday March 18, 2025

There is a theme in today's show.  We start off with Dan telling us about a guy who got locked in a closet/storage unit.  Then, Dan tells us about a guy who marries himself, then he tells us that airlines are thinking about charging by the pound,...

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March 17, 2025

Competitive Masturbation and PEDs | Monday March 17, 2025

We start off the show with a Treehouse Exclusive!  We found the ATC conversation with the Air India flight that had to return to Chicago because of clogged toilets.  Next, we learn about some groundbreaking legislation against Furries, a kid who got a...

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March 13, 2025

What Happens in Kohl's | Friday March 14, 2025

We have a "Code Brown" ladies and gentlemen! I repeat: CODE BROWN!  LINKS:...

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March 12, 2025

We Love Chi-Chi's! | Thursday March 13, 2025

Dudes walking around naked on the highway - NOT in Florida? Dogs shooting people? Slurs on Rangers merch? What could be next? Wait... now you have to pay for ALL your bags on Southwest?!?! MADNESS!!! LINKS:...

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March 12, 2025

Once You Pop The Beatin Don't Stop | Wednesday March 12, 2025

We start off the show with a story about a PIO who got the chance of a lifetime, then a woman who beat a man with a pringles can, some listener voicemails, the worst Top 10 Baseball Movies list of all time, and how you can get a guy you can cry...

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March 11, 2025

Pickin A Winner | Tuesday March 11, 2025

We pick a good one to start the show off with, a man in China picked his nose really hard, then we learn about ChaChi the human cannonball, a woman who wanted to get off a plane really badly, how you can be a roadie for Gene Simmons, and we throw in...

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March 10, 2025

Daisy VS The Virgin | Monday March 10, 2025

We start off with the mind boggling topic of people who eat styrofoam peanuts.  Then, we have Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga join us.  She is the woman who has been in the news because she is a 34 year old virgin.  We talked to her about her choices...

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March 10, 2025

Bonus Segment With Lauren Harkins

We ran out of time on the regular podcast, so we're putting this out if you'd like a little more of our conversation with Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga

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March 6, 2025

Cute and Cuddly Terminators | Friday March 7, 2025

You want stupid science? Brain shrinking booze, non-Newtonian robots, and the first step to bringing back the wooly mammoth is... fluffy mice? Yup. Stupid. Plus: fashionable butt-cracks and ill focused vengeance. All in today's episode! LINKS:...

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March 5, 2025

Gorillas in the Fart Cloud | Thursday March 6, 2025

What do Mavs ticket prices, illicit footjobs, tapeworms, and gorilla farts have in common? Absolutely nothing... except they're all in this episode. LINKS: https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/gorilla-flatulence...

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March 5, 2025

The Florida Man Games | Wednesday March 05, 2025

We start off the show with this scary thought:  Has Florida become self-aware?  Because they now have The Florida Man games.  Then we learn about a girl suing her school because she graduated but can't read or write, tooth in eye surgery, a woman who...

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March 4, 2025

The Black Pope | Tuesday March 04, 2025

We start off the show with this PSA: Don't call it a comeback, Dysentery is making news again.  Then Dan depresses us with a list of the worst foods you can eat (all the good stuff), then we discuss the declining health of Pope Francis and that leads...

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March 3, 2025

Yo Soy Martillo de Pancho's | Monday March 03, 2025

We start off today's show talking about an 18 year old girl who is mad at her boyfriend and spray paints his car, but it wasn't his car, and of course this is in Florida.  Next, we have a listner point out that the fine law firm of Jim Adler runs...

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Feb. 28, 2025

Finish Him! | Friday February 21, 2025

Today the boys talk about when flirting becomes cheating and big fun on the airlines. Plus, with a name like hers, it's got to be a happy ending! Join us, won't you? LINKS: https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446...

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Feb. 27, 2025

Bring Out the Olives! | Thursday February 27, 2025

We got a brawl at the sex mansion, we got a serial public urinator, we got a kidnapper that's bad at what he does, and we got sweet, sweet, glaring hate. What more could you ask for? LINKS:...

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Feb. 26, 2025

Give Em The Sticky Eye | Wednesday 02.26.25

We start off today learning about a guy who got DUIs in the same spot, at the same time, by the same officers, on back to back nights.  Then we learn about the latest trends in baby names, learn about sticky eyes, a Florida woman trying to adopt a kid...

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