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Feb. 21, 2025

Pre-sucking Daddy Duck | Friday February 21, 2025

What do you call a plump beaver? How did the Hooters waitress avoid jail time? Would you pre-suck your candy before using it for revenge? Get the answers to none of these questions and more, today in the Treehouse! LINKS:...

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Feb. 20, 2025

I Make Cows Squirt | Thursday February 20, 2025

We start off talking about BBQ python videos from Florida, then we discuss the Delta plane crash in Canada and listen to some audio from one of the passengers. We then talk about Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue hinting that …

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Feb. 19, 2025

Dan's Fairy Butt Mother, Dr. Strappleburger | Wednesday February 19, …

We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about what's going on at CERN from Dr. Astrid Stuckleberger, and that …

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Feb. 18, 2025

Where's Allen Funt? | Tuesday February 18, 2025

We start off today with video of Trey's future wife going HAM on a truck and then here her perfectly logical explination why. Next, we find out why Selena Gomez had a bathtub of queso, learn that Goonies 2 is …

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Feb. 17, 2025

Things Not To Do High On Meth | Monday February 17, 2025

We start off today with the life lessons of things not to do high on meth, then we discuss croc sport mode, bombs on a playground, Naked, leglless, and Afraid, and a game of Versus. But first, Birthdays! The Treehouse …

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Feb. 14, 2025

A Valentine's Day Massacre | Friday February 14, 2025

Get ready for a stabby bride to be, the price of love, calling out of work horny, and what not to do early in a relationship. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! LINKS:...

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Feb. 13, 2025

The Portable Glory Hole | Thursday February 13, 2025

Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mowing down mailboxes, another guy illegally hunting …

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Feb. 12, 2025

She Thought She Turned The Oven Off | Wednesday February 12, 2025

We start off talking about why OnlyFans won't let Bonnie Blue show her record breaking gang bang, then a blind guy who gets a gun permit, a woman who taunts police and gets caught, Certified Joy Instructor, and a funeral …

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Feb. 11, 2025

The Age Defying Penis | Tuesday February 11. 2025

We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis. Then, we discuss going on a first date on Valentine's Day, a …

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Feb. 10, 2025

The Big Game VIX | Monday February 10, 2025

We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.

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Feb. 10, 2025

Pegs Over Easy | Monday February 10, 2025

Happy Monday! We start off today talking about the newest trend in cosmetic procedures, making your labia puffy. Then, we talk about the discovery of The Fat Con, a convention of fat people. Then we discuss egg wars between Waffle …

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Feb. 7, 2025

The Kids are NOT Alright | Friday February 7, 2025

Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating men, Paws in the City, Dan's new diagnosis, and BIRTHDAYS! LINKS:...

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Feb. 6, 2025

Sad Luka Makes Dan Mad | Thursday February 6, 2025

Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back on the menu? If not... Here's your stupid. Plus, the guys talk NBA! LINKS:...

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Feb. 5, 2025

Fat Girl In A Little Car | Wednesday February 05, 2025

We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car. Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass can't fit in the seats on the plane. Then we move …

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Feb. 4, 2025

Bad Boys For Life | Tuesday February 04, 2025

We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we learn about a woman who is harrassing her ex's new woman in the …

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Feb. 3, 2025

Mom Is Always Right | Monday February 3, 2025

We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called The Love Rat that will catch a cheater, why …

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Jan. 31, 2025

We Are Sexy Bitches! | Friday January 31, 2025

Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, how to get the kids to eat their veggies, and the boys talk DC Superheroes! So …

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Jan. 30, 2025

What to Do When You're Oozing | Thursday January 30, 2025

Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're …

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Jan. 29, 2025

Bambi and The Macaques | Wednesday January 29, 2025

We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and …

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Jan. 28, 2025

The Irony Of Spraying Your Junk With Off | Tuesday January 28, 2025

We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping. Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought down by the gram, a kid calls the police on his …

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Jan. 27, 2025

Make Pegging Great Again | Monday January 27, 2025

Can you spot the trend? We've got a big show today. We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang. We're then joined by Bernie …

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Jan. 24, 2025

Beggin' for A Peggin' | Friday January 24, 2025

Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRTHDAYS!! Plus: A great new t-shirt concept for the merch store... LINKS:...

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Jan. 23, 2025

Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025

We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want? LINKS:...

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Jan. 22, 2025

Is It Cheating If It's a Doctor? | January 22, 2025

We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ever recorded, how you can have clean farts and the sexy Dr who tells …

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