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Dec. 20, 2024

A Very Krunk Funeral | Friday December 20, 2024

Today in the Treehouse: Our gameshow Wrong Answers Only, the pros and cons of funeral home liquor licenses, bad parenting on full display, Florida fishermen find flake, and Snowmanning that has nothing to do with the guys in Florida. LINKS:...

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Dec. 19, 2024

Controversy for Christmas | Thursday December 19, 2024

Today in the Treehouse we have a Christmas controversy thanks to Raj, OnlyFans model Lily Phillips has regrets, Pennsylvania senator gets laughed at online, and why is the Pope opening all these doors? LINKS:...

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Dec. 18, 2024

Trust Me, I'm a Professional | Wednesday 12.18.24

We start off revisiting the devout porn star Sophie Rain, we learn about Pope Francis opening holy doors, a professional drinker (really an amateur), best jobs for people who hate people, and how many guys does a girl have to …

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Dec. 17, 2024

Demon To The Main Stage | Tuesday 12.17.24

Jam packed show today. What are those drones flying around? Dan and Trey review Red One, your air fryer is spying on you, an Oregon stripper stabbed a DJ after people said she was acting weird and there have been …

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Dec. 16, 2024

Don't F#@K On The Bus | Monday 12.16.24

We start off the show with kids getting hit by cars, which Raj thinks is amusing (nothing life threatening), then we discuss a new California law regarding food "Sell By" dates, Dan subjects us to Santa Jaws and admonishes everyone …

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Dec. 13, 2024

Slack-Jawed Earthlings | Friday December 13, 2024

The world is a crazy place! We discuss how quantum computing works, Hawk Tuah Girl fail, Taylor Swift win, and goggly eyes everywhere! Plus we discover that Dan is really good at workshopping Hallmark movie plots! Who knew? LINKS:...

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Dec. 12, 2024

Is Jesus on OnlyFans? | Thursday December 12, 2024

Today in the Treehouse Dan tells us about the worst moviegoer he's ever encountered. We also talk about OnlyFans and religion, Jude Law delivers some bad news, some guy watching porn while driving, and no Infowars for the Onion! LINKS:...

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Dec. 11, 2024

Alex Jones Must Pay | Wednesday 12.11.24

We start off by discussing holiday anxiety, then we watch a classic of a runner eating her own words and asphault, how to tell if you've been abducted by alients, then (not) Alex Jones joins the show, and we learn …

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Dec. 10, 2024

Day Shift for Men | Tuesday 12.10.24

We start off by discussing the tragic shooting of Officer Jacob Candanoza and the foundation issuing a check to his widow. Then, we get back to the stupid with Wrong Answers Only, a VIP cemetary in the UK, scent of …

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Dec. 9, 2024

The Truth Behind Turtles and Straws | Monday 12.09.24

We start off exposing the big secret...why turtles really have straws in their noses. Then we talk about people hacking your texts, 1st dates and fast food, a Florida teacher does some real Florida s#!t, and why a guy was …

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Dec. 6, 2024

The Holiday Shocker!! | Friday December 6, 2024

In this guest filled episode of the Treehouse: we talk with Steve Noviello about his Holiday Gift Guide and pitch a few items of our own, Ahmed Bharoocha talks about life as an actor, comedian, and dad, a young that …

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Dec. 5, 2024

Officer Cooper Dawson | Thursday December 5, 2024

Today in the Treehouse we talk about the death of Greenville Police Officer Cooper Dawson and the foundation, why you may hate the sound of chewing, the TikTok shoplifter, and getting a little fresh air... in a can! Plus: an …

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Dec. 4, 2024

Gettin Krampus | Wednesday 12.04.24

We're still not sure where Raj is, and we're thinking about turning it into a game. We start off today talking about human washing machines and the bad jokes that followed, then how much cleaning is too much? Next, we …

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Dec. 3, 2024

Cooch Grass | Tuesday 12.03.24

We're not sure where Raj is, so Jerry is joining us today. We start off talking about meth onesies, then black Friday, electric planes that don't go very far, why her cooch grass is dying, and the re-release of Dogma. …

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Dec. 2, 2024

Cocks and Blow | Monday 12.02.24

We start off today learning about a bar in Milwaukee that specializes in cocks and blow. Next, Raj isn't with us today because he's being a good human, we learn why you don't want to be operated on in Florida …

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Nov. 29, 2024

Really, Really Good BEST OF for Black Friday | Friday November 29, 20…

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: Handsy Uber Driver, Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas, The Eclipse with Mariel Ruiz and Conspiracies with Alex Jones, 30 Year Penis Smegma, Trey Murdered Dan, Treehouse 911 calls, and Scrabble with friends!...

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Nov. 28, 2024

BEST OF | Thursday November 28, 2024

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: We are the Treehouse, the OnlyFans Carpool Mom, Trey's AARP Card, Pregnant Sting Ray, The Cowboys Dando, and Yelp for Jail! The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio …

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Nov. 27, 2024

Ghost In The CERN Machine | Wednesday 11.27.24

For once, Cowboy's fans have had enough and aren't going to the Thanksgiving game, you'll be shocked at the ticket prices. Some parents are mad at Netflix for "normalizing" divorce, FEMA tells us what to do in the event of …

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Nov. 26, 2024

For Guys Who Like Handjobs | Tuesday 11.26.24

We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and the direction they should have gone, RIP Chuck Woolery, what Jerry was staring at back …

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Nov. 25, 2024

A Very Kashmir Christmas | Monday 11.25.24

We start off this holiday week with crotch cocaine, then learn about a new form of sexual harrassment, find out if we're Premature Decorators, learn about Kashmir Christmas, unhappiness leave, and monkey art. But first, Birthdays! LINKS:...

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Nov. 22, 2024

Off the Rails!! | Friday November 22, 2024

Today in the Treehouse: Netflix in trouble for 'legendary failure', we talk about a video we shouldn't talk about, our new therapist, Raj still hasn't seen Stranger Things, and could you land a plane? Plus we talk about Jerry's celebrity …

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Nov. 21, 2024

Hamsters on a Plane | Thursday November 21, 2024

In this episode, Dan is convinced Tyson Paul fight was rigged. Medical TikTok is back with terrible advice. What does a real T-Rex sound like? And is this the most adorable flight delay ever? Links:...

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Nov. 20, 2024

Crazy Fart Matrix | Wednesday 11.20.24

We start off today with the new gummy popsicles that look very phalic, the world's worst tequila heist, a guy smuggling bugs, Raj's holiday cards where he and his dogs have matching sweaters, Trey tells a story about a night …

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Nov. 19, 2024

De Treehouse! De Treehouse! | Tuesday 11.19.24

We start off talking a little about the Paul vs Tyson debacle, then talk about a South Carolina teacher who felt harassed by a hug, how many push ups for the world record, a world record for breast milk and …

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