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Our favorite animal rescue group Paws in the City is back in The Treehouse with dogs available for fostering or adoption. Plus, BIRTHDAYS!

Dan wimps out with a pepper. Aaron fulfills a dream, and Trey brings spaceballs to the party. What a show!

The Treehouse is going out for a LIVE Roadshow in July, and we want YOU to be there. Hopefully, Belt doesn't show up to ruin the party, but maybe Raj's lies will make Dan feel better.

Yes, Trey and Raj sound terrible in this episode, BUT they're also hysterical.

Life choices have consequences, and sometimes nostalgia is confusing.

Quick! What famous people do we know that hang around trailer parks in Oklahoma??!!

HONEY! WAKE UP! DAN HAS CHICKENS AGAIN! THE WORLD IS HEALING!

We thought he was raised better than that...

...and Dan didn't even offer him a drink. Shame.

Also, there's a goat poop segment!

We never said we were above shameless clickbait titles.

Let's hope he doesn't regret this!

Is it considered scabbing if you weren't all that entertaining to begin with?

Man, he's GOTTA stop sniffing all that glue.

I can use "literal" here because we don't actually know who Dan's parents are. If you'd like to complain about the use of literal, please send all your emails, postcards, and long-form correspondence to someone who cares.

He really is the show's top gift-giver.

What else is new?

All that, plus a Robo-doggie!

Find out who's going to heaven & who's going to hell. (Editor's Note: Pretty sure we all know where they're going.)

Dan, Alfie, Everett, Trey, and Jerry take this mother out on the road for the first time in nearly 20 years.

For real! Like, not one of those bulls**t fake announcements that radio people do all the time where they announce that they've got new drapes at home or something. This one's real AND time sensitive so listen now!

You're not supposed to invite vampires into your house!!

Spoiler alert. It's Dan. [This podcast description brought to you by Alfie Team]