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Sept. 11, 2024

September 11th | Wednesday 09.11.24

We start off the show remembering 9/11 and how it doesn't seem like it's been 23 years. Then we jump back into the stupid with spinning coffins, someone taking a coffin to the park, and then the hazards of unisex …

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Sept. 10, 2024

Your Body and You Treehouse Style | Tuesday 09.10.24

Not gonna lie, today's show is an odd one. We start off talking about a tiger that's escaped from a Mexican zoo and is roaming the Rio Grande and possibly on coke. Next, Dan shares a commercial that has really …

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Sept. 9, 2024

Stupid Things White People Do | Monday 09.09.24

Today is pretty much an entire show dedicated to stupid things white people do. We start off by talking about the astronauts stuck in space while they watched Starliner return safely to Earth. Then, we talk about Cybertrucks followed by …

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Sept. 6, 2024

Are You Ready for Prison Ball? | Friday September 6, 2024

It's Friday in the Treehouse! Amy Slaton from 1000 Pound Sisters was arrested for drug possession after being bitten by a camel at safari park. The Hawk Tuah Girl Hailey Welch keeps her 15 minutes of fame wet with a …

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Sept. 5, 2024

The Redneck Catapult | Thursday September 5, 2024

What would you do on a diarrhea flight? Since rush hour lasts all day now, there is another get to work option to consider. Plus, Trey will quit your job for you, and a new viral TikTok hack is called …

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Sept. 4, 2024

Do They Still Make Herberts and Walters? | Wednesday 09.04.24

We start out by finding out that Dan is turning into a PSL girl early this year. Then we debate if it's ok to scare kids with your Halloween decorations, find out that Oregon is recriminalizing drugs, Raj tells us …

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Sept. 3, 2024

Our Fair Kicks Your Fair's Ass | Tuesday September 3, 2024

We start off by taking a look at the Korean Baseball Cheerleaders. Then, we learn what's important at the Washington State Fair which brings us to the glorious return of Big Tex this month and all the fried goodness that …

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Sept. 2, 2024

First, We Honor. Then, We Laugh. | Monday September 2, 2024

First, we honor Dallas Police Officer Darron Burks. Then, we get stupid. We laugh about the harrowing escape of Kembali the orangutan from the Toronto Zoo, a Florida teacher who put a 3-year-old in a headlock, Dan's haunted Airbnb, and …

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Aug. 30, 2024

Dolphin Attack 911 | Friday! August 30, 2024

Suzu the horny sex pest dolphin has been wreaking havoc on Japanese beaches, and one of his victims called for help. A man got left on a mountain. Beaver bombing and BIRTHDAYS! Links:...

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Aug. 29, 2024

The Stupidest City in North Texas | Thursday 8-29-24

The City of Dallas is showing how badly it needs a new city manager. Copper thieves are targeting power lines. A college town offers to help police catch cases of beer after truck spill. Yeah, there's a lot of stupid …

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Aug. 28, 2024

Suzu The Horny Dolphin, Better Than Epstein? | Wednesday 08.28.24

Today's show has an ocean theme to it. We start with the story of Suzu, the horny dolphin and end talking about MegaYachts and Diddy. And it's greatness in between.

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Aug. 27, 2024

Roman Waffles? | Tuesday 08.27.24

We begin today with Dan telling us the origin story of the waffle. He also tells us about his reaction to smoking a doobie. We also ponder what The Treehouse childcare might look like. ...

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Aug. 26, 2024

Toilet Wine or Ditch Gin? | Monday August 26, 2024

Your Monday just got better. Today we're laughing about bidets, international bathroom attendants, a mayor arrested for giving inmates alcohol, and four jail contractors charged in a cellphone and chicken pot pie sex scandal. Links:...

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Aug. 23, 2024

How NOT to Buy Drugs | Friday August 23, 2024

We have cocaine sharks, a naked man with a chihuahua, dangerous couples therapy, and Dan is on the drugs. Sounds like Friday in the Treehouse! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.fairlease.org/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...

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Aug. 22, 2024

The Girl Scout Mafia | Thursday August 22, 2024

Has the Ukrainian Army been watching MacGyver? Do you want to work with the Tesla robot? Have you ever said "no" to a girl scout and survived? All that AND MORE inside the Treehouse. Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.fairlease.org/...

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Aug. 21, 2024

Is Butterscotch Tasty? | Wednesday 08.21.24

We start off discussing Dan's haunted Air BnB and Raj's haunted fraternity house and the preacher that lived next door. Then we talk about the new Starbuck's CEO and you'll never think of butterscotch the same.

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Aug. 20, 2024

Zombeavers, Peacocks, And The Caddyshack Gopher | Tuesday 08.20.24

It's a big show today. Raj killed another beloved 80's personality, we learn about Zombeavers, what you call a group of Peacocks, and what the Caddyshack Gopher has been up to lately.

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Aug. 19, 2024

Is Dan Haunted? | Monday August 19, 2024

The Treehouse is now FIVE DAYS A WEEK! Trey celebrates a special anniversary. Dan's AirBnB in Seattle might be haunted, and there's been an angry beaver attack. Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.fairlease.org/...

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Aug. 16, 2024

Naked Karate & an Exciting Announcement | It's Friday! #50

We say goodbye to FWPD Sgt. Billy Randolph. We make an exciting Treehouse Announcement. We explore Donald Trump's hidden accomplishments, and who is Super Wood? All inside the Treehouse! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...

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Aug. 12, 2024

The Treehouse ROCKS...Always! | EPISODE 107

WAPA is out for blood. ESPN has a bold strategy. Another legend has died. And is Dan in a relocation program? The Treehouse always rocks, but this episode takes it to eleven. Links:...

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Aug. 9, 2024

Clap Slap! | It's Friday!!!! #49

In today's episode, we find out how Trey's date went, Dan gives us the worst game of Versus ever, talk about a burrito battery, comepare Texas vs Australian worms, and how Gen Z is making infections cool! But first, Birthdays!

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Aug. 5, 2024

Swimming With Turds | Episode 106

In this episode, we discuss the tragedy that is 80s style coming back (for men), the dirty Paris Olympics, and we introduce you to Indian Nostradamus!

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Aug. 2, 2024

All Aboard the Poop Chute | It's FRIDAY! 48

What's the greatest pool scene of all time? Another biohazard on a plane. USA Women's Rugby badasses. And who on the show had a cameo in Deadpool and Wolverine? All in this episode of the Treehouse. Links: https://treehouseonair.com/...

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July 29, 2024

The Treehouse Pool Party Roadshow | Episode 105

Trey turned 50 AND has a date! Also, did we burn down the Country Bear Jamboree? Plus, we tell you about Gerry the Giraffe, cocaine sharks, and play Wrong Answers Only! Links: https://treehouseonair.com/ https://www.cookdfw.com/...

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