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Is it considered scabbing if you weren't all that entertaining to begin with?

Man, he's GOTTA stop sniffing all that glue.

I can use "literal" here because we don't actually know who Dan's parents are. If you'd like to complain about the use of literal, please send all your emails, postcards, and long-form correspondence to someone who cares.

He really is the show's top gift-giver.

What else is new?

All that, plus a Robo-doggie!

Find out who's going to heaven & who's going to hell. (Editor's Note: Pretty sure we all know where they're going.)

Dan, Alfie, Everett, Trey, and Jerry take this mother out on the road for the first time in nearly 20 years.

For real! Like, not one of those bulls**t fake announcements that radio people do all the time where they announce that they've got new drapes at home or something. This one's real AND time sensitive so listen now!

You're not supposed to invite vampires into your house!!

Spoiler alert. It's Dan. [This podcast description brought to you by Alfie Team]

Danger lurks where Alfie squirts, and Dan FINALLY scheduled a scan.

An old friend drops by, Alfie gave up a kitty, and Dan may have been propositioned by some dude at a bar.

Taking a look at all the comments, reactions, and rampant speculation when we announced the return of The Treehouse!

Dan & Alfie rundown most everything that's been happening in their lives for the past 4 months.

Alfie is sick, plus Dan finds out that an old coworker came out of the closet to everyone's surprise.

Alfie comes up with an idea for the NFL and surprisingly, it's not THAT bad...

Dan has a secret that he's finally ready to tell the world.