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Make democracy easier, dammit.
Aside from the fact that you're probably doing Wordle on it at the moment.
Spoiler alert: THEY CANT.
Only problem is he's THREE DAYS too early!
How do you get a gift to undo 10 years of annoyance?
Normalize getting Pal-entine's gifts for your bros.
Dan has the AUDACITY to claim that Alfie doesn't know sports.
Thank god we're allowed to drink on the job.
ALL MUST BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF THE MEAT POPE!